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Elle
Your assignment is to find out what the message means!đ(Clue... Notice the message is being delivered to the sea.)
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Elle
Dear Tim (btw did I ever tell you when we were together how much I hate your name. Tim is a shit name), this is defo one of my top five pics from our relationship (my fave is the one with your dad...he's a real man.) So... that thing with the black guy... I believe the phrase is... be careful what you wish for. Such a shame (not!) you then had a breakdown and went to live with your parents. What did you blame it on? OCD... PTSD... BPD? I lost track of all the little letters related to your traumas. I mean that was the problem: while I was out getting real letters/qualifications after my name ... you were online obsessing over your illnesses. There was only one 3 letter condition you had from the beginning: SPS... Small penis syndrome! Enjoy the memory... I did, LOSER!
This is so cruel...
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Elle
The problem with having a witch as a Mistress: I always know! If sissy doesn't buck up it's ideas it might get thrown away!
Step 3 of sissy training: Admittance to Mazari Clinic for complete reconditioning
No more lurking. No more tinkering. No more dabbling. Your condition has only worsened during the time I was absent, and it’s not just the illness… but the existential panic: you don’t know who you are, where you are going or what to do. But your Mistress knows exactly who – or rather what you are – where you need to go and what is to be done. It’s a place that was designed exactly for people like you… …Mazari Clinic. But before I tell you what it is, I must first tell you what it is not. The Inaccurate and defamatory “Shemale Factory” Mazari Clinic and its corporate owners Mazari Collective firmly deny online discourse that our clinic is colloquially known by patients as “Shemale Factory”. We run a legitimate institution of healing and although it is true, a large majority of our patients become what is commonly knownâŚ
Pretty Hypno 4: Ain’t nobody gonna rob my future!
Student: but Mistress, when you say ‘be someone new’ what are you thinking of exactly? Me: well that depends. If you have excellent mental and physical health, a clear vision for the future, a good career and an active intellectual life… you can choose whoever you want to be. Student: what if I don’t really have any of those things, Mistress? Me: Then I choose for you. You become what I make you… Student: (nervous) and what were you thinking of making me, Mistress? Me: see the photo below. It’s just a rough draft, but…  Why students should take note⌠Basically, boss-girl at the front had a vague idea of what she wanted to do, communicated it effectively (even though everyone was getting ready and focused on other things), and executed within 180 seconds. It’s seamless, natural, and each participant oozes character and style.âŚ
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Lauren
Putting aside whether the bot was correct or not, Which of these countries would you rather live in?
FIXED: Artemis: the test that uncovers your true gender
Please email me if this test isn’t working, or anything else isn’t working on the site Do not enter your legal name! Fictional names only. ADMIN: Hereâs a quick Q&A with the creator of the Artemis quiz. If youâd rather skip the details, you can jump straight to the quiz by clicking on terms and conditions. What is Artemis? Let me answer your question with another question: In a time when biology no longer solely determines gender, and people can identify however they choose, how does anyone confirm their true gender identity? So, do you have the answer? đ Indeed, I do! Meet Artemisâthe tool that reveals your true gender. Think of Artemis as the ultimate gender oracle. Itâs like a pregnancy test for your personalityâa definitive, scientific answer to the age-old question. Just print your results, and voilĂ ! Everyone will instantly know your gender identity. Simple, right?*âŚ
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dicey
bimbo chimba:
You think you know the real Spain, but you don’t. It’s not really a tourist versus local thing. It’s a class thing. Until you live in the barrio (the neighbourhood), you don’t got a clue about Spain. Say we hang out in Six Beach City and you tell me you want a quite reasonable, everyday thing: a beer. Within three square kilometres of my house, you are immediately going to encounter the real Spain. There’s a bar round the corner from me where the owner claims no woman has entered for fourteen years (it’s Moroccan and doesn’t sell beer anyway.) Then you discover that 90% of the bars are owned by Chinese families. And then there’s McDonald’s… where they sell beer (alien concept to the Anglo Saxon mindđ˝.) And should you find a so-called authentic Spanish bar, you’ll find a place where they give you a bit of food withâŚ