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FutureFace
FutureFux shows images of you, the user, engaged in amorous or sexual acts in the future (warning: quantum tunneling can lead to emergent reality distortion fields). Remember, seeing the future always has consequences.
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vampire princess
Please leave this site immediately.
It is strictly for those who understand that their destiny is to be a pretty she-male.
Yeah I get it. I do. You didn't ask to be a shemale... and you thought you'd be the head of the UN or an engineer or some shit like that... but it is what it is... do you think anybody asked me before they turned me into a vampire?
So... I expect to see you at Shemale Factory....
You're next on the production line.
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Elle
Your assignment is to find out what the message means!🐇(Clue... Notice the message is being delivered to the sea.)
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Elle
Dear Tim (btw did I ever tell you when we were together how much I hate your name. Tim is a shit name), this is defo one of my top five pics from our relationship (my fave is the one with your dad...he's a real man.) So... that thing with the black guy... I believe the phrase is... be careful what you wish for. Such a shame (not!) you then had a breakdown and went to live with your parents. What did you blame it on? OCD... PTSD... BPD? I lost track of all the little letters related to your traumas. I mean that was the problem: while I was out getting real letters/qualifications after my name ... you were online obsessing over your illnesses. There was only one 3 letter condition you had from the beginning: SPS... Small penis syndrome! Enjoy the memory... I did, LOSER!
This is so cruel...