Roots are the real enemy. Hair grows about 1–1.5 cm a month, so most people with an all-over blonde need a root touch-up every 4–8 weeks, and closer to 4–6 if their natural colour is dark, because the contrast shows sooner. Toner is the other half of the job. It fades and the brass creeps in, so a toner or gloss every 4–6 weeks, plus purple shampoo once or twice a week, keeps it cool rather than turning orange. Bleach only the regrowth, never the full length again, because overlapping bleach is how blondes end up snapping. If that schedule sounds exhausting, balayage or a "lived-in" blonde with a softer root can stretch to every 3–4 months.

Dear Timmy, just a quick note to let you know how I'm doing. As you can see, pretty nicely... yep, that's my new boyfriend you can see... (well, part of him anyway LOL). I know you're probably wanting to know why I'm swallowing when I never used to for you. Well, it's because you have a little shrivelled baby dick, so although I didn't realize it at the time, it's subconscious: anything childlike causes a feeling of protection ... a non-sexual feeling. I didn't even like sucking it let alone swallowing. Now I've got a real man, though, I really like it TBH. Anyway, as Troy just sent me that pic, I thought I'd share it with my loser ex because it made me realize how happy and fulfilled I am now, and how unhappy and unfulfilled I was with you. Please, do womankind a favor... don't get another girlfriend!

Please leave this site immediately.

It is strictly for those who understand that their destiny is to be a pretty she-male.

Yeah I get it. I do. You didn't ask to be a shemale... and you thought you'd be the head of the UN or an engineer or some shit like that... but it is what it is... do you think anybody asked me before they turned me into a vampire?

So... I expect to see you at Shemale Factory....

You're next on the production line.