The Decline and Fall of the Gooner Empire
Well it was never really an empire, let’s face it, more a loose affiliation of sad lonely men living in their parents’ basements, but funnily enough I’ve actually got a thing for sad lonely men… I’m a goth trapped in a stripper’s body. But I demand the aforementioned sad lonely man be jerking off to me, not the gooniverse. Sissy training is not about sissy getting what it wants and endlessly stroking its tiny cock…it’s about serving its Mistress. So I’ve decided to take definitive action against any sub who is betraying me in thought, action or keystroke. It’s called – rather unimaginatively I admit – Porntracker… and it’s got gooners across the world quaking in their boots as they realize their nights of tripping the light porntastic are numbered. I would like to say it’s a highly sophisticated Mossad level, intrusive app that monitored every sordid pic and site…