We have managed to uncover a brief snippet of video featuring the user in the future. Don't forget, that unlike future face, future fux only tracks down footage from the future of future sex acts the user will engage in.

OK there's been far too much cucking and sucking around these parts recently, so I'm glad to get to the part of the week of my podcast recommendation. It's Friday night, I'm going out. Do your brain a favor and listen, and if you can't be bothered, then at least just stare at this picture for 5 minutes and memorize the central argument.