Why choose a Minecraft / Mario / Computer related fancy dress costume?
Our researchers discovered a startling correlation between girls who dress as video game characters and latent, prolonged virginity. In other words, if you meet a girl dressed like this at a party you can almost guarantee that she’s a virgin. Why?
It was our colleague, Doctor Mao Xiaomi from the University of Hong Kong, who firsto noticed that these girls suffered from high rates of a psycho-sexual disorder known as frigidity.
The condition is the result of a childhood spent relating to computer game characters rather than real people. The interesting question, though, is the chicken and egg of whether an endogenous sexual disorder caused the flight to computer games or vice versa.
In short, a girl who wears this type of fancy dress will not be ‘putting out’, and will invariably be the oldest virgin in the room.