Why Choose a Nurse’s Uniform?

Of all the costume choices we investigated, we found that a nurse’s uniform had the strongest correlation with nymphomania. Or, to put it in layman’s terms, we discovered that it is usually the ‘randiest’ women who choose to dress like a nurse. 

The Halloween nurse craves bodies. She loves the ideas of touching, probing, priming and pumping flesh. She fantasizes about a muscled hunk who needs a bed bath and examining the genitalia of random men.

A word of advice to any man thinking of hitting on a girl dressed as a nurse: you better have the stamina… you’ll need it!

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