Why Choose a Nurse’s Uniform?
Of all the costume choices we investigated, we found that a nurse’s uniform had the strongest correlation with nymphomania. Or, to put it in layman’s terms, we discovered that it is usually the ‘randiest’ women who choose to dress like a nurse.
The Halloween nurse craves bodies. She loves the ideas of touching, probing, priming and pumping flesh. She fantasizes about a muscled hunk who needs a bed bath and examining the genitalia of random men.
A word of advice to any man thinking of hitting on a girl dressed as a nurse: you better have the stamina… you’ll need it!