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Quiz: Are you a good candidate for bimbofication?
Do You Have What It Takes to Be a Bimbo? If you’ve been scrolling through TikTok lately, you’ve probably seen silly little sissies strutting their stuff, flipping their hair, and declaring, “I want to be a bimbo!” They crave the glamour, the confidence and the millions of Instagram followers who can’t get enough. But here’s the real question: do you really have what it takes to live that life? Well, it’s time to find out, sissykins! I’ve got to be honest, I’m bloody sceptical. As far as I’m concerned it’s all just typical talk and when it comes down to it you’ll just be proven a shedload of blah blah blah. What… you dispute that? Well… Let’s see shall we: Keep reading—your bimbofication quiz is one step away! But… What Makes a Bimbo? Confidence for Days: Can you sashay down the street with every pair of eyes glued to you?…
5 Reasons why you should become a bimbo…
(EDITOR’S NOTE: The main argument is in the 30 amazing images contained in this post (a picture is worth a thousand words etc.) but we’ve also included five arguments for our more cerebral readers. Enjoy!) 1. You don’t have to worry about politics anymore. Will Trump steal the presidency? Will North Korea increase it’s arsenal? Will Putin hack the 2022 Mid-term elections? All these pressing questions cease to be so pressing when you slip into the pink, fluffy haze of bimbofication. And besides, authoritarians and oligarchs love bimbos… so you’re sure to thrive when the end of western democracy arrives. 2. You don’t have to worry about getting a job or keeping a job Bimbos don’t work. So what do they do for money? Well, that’s a closely guarded trade secret which we can’t share until you join our numbers. However, start researching different bimbos on Instagram and you’ll soon…
The Bimbo Manifesto…
Previously unknown party takes American politics by storm: Anna K. reports from DC In a surprise which nobody saw coming – the big talk about 2024 has shifted from Trump’s Republicans to The Bimbofication Party. To celebrate its launch, the party’s created a guide on how government will look after the elections. Trump in the cross-hairs Of course, one of the difficulties facing any new president is what to do about Trump’s alleged crimes. However, Stormy Daniels has no qualms about prosecuting the former president if she’s AG. “Bimbo rights are women’s rights, and we have the right to an orgasm and a good sized member. Trump failed on both fronts.” A controversial new bill, “The Small Penis Act”, will call for a national register of under-endowed males. So called ‘half-men’ will be barred from holding public office or other positions of dignity. What about education for boys? Party wonks…