Most of us would agree that in the world of twenty-first century morality, guilt plays no part in sexuality. Shame is a negative emotion that detracts from your erotic life and damages self esteem.
However, maybe twenty-first century morality is wrong. Maybe sometimes you should feel guilty, and practice restraint. This week’s sissy test is for those whose appetites have swallowed them up and left them in a state of advanced sissification. In short, they are hopeless sissies.
But first, How do you see yourself?
How would you rate yourself on our filthometer?
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2. A nun... but with the occasional lapse.
3. A little bit fruity... but nothing too dirty.
4. I have my sissy moments... but I'm into regular sex as well.
5. Okay, so I'm pretty kinky... but nothing too outrageous.
6. Yeah... I'm pretty kinky!
7. I confess... I'm a dirty sissy.
8. Yes, I'm very dirty...but there's sissies who are more hardcore than me.
9. I am genuinely filthy. In fact, I amaze myself at just how filthy I am. However, a lot of it is just fantasy and I don't act on it.
10. Utterly filthy. I want it, I do it, I live it.
1. Evaluate the state of your sexual desires/behavior and its relationship to your moral core.
2. Identify key areas where you need to reform said behavior.
3. Diagnose degeneracy and decadence.
4. Make you laugh. (Obviously, this test is for fun, you silly sissy!)
However, saying that, some of your answers might lead you to sincerely reflect on some of your habits/fantasies. So, make of this test what you will.
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1. While going for a walk in your knee-highs and mini-skirt, a passing driver mistakes you for a prostitute. Do you...
1. Marvel at your luck; tell him the going rate is ten bucks; and get in the car.
2. Marvel at your luck; tell him the going rate is ten bucks; and get in the car. Then return to the same spot afterwards, hoping to get more customers.
3. Feel your tiny clitty pulsate at the thought...but refuse, because of the danger of getting into a stranger's car.
4. Tell him that his behavior is disgraceful and march off down the street.
2. How would you describe you're relationship to masturbation?
1. Like a fly to shit. Dirty, filthy, and keep going back for more.
2. Like Mother Teresa. Pure and chaste.
3. More than I'd like, but it's not compulsive.
4. As regular as Tic-Toc: once a day and no more.
3. A friend takes you to a bukkake party. Ten minutes before it starts, the girl cancels. Do you…
1. Go home, disappointed.
2. Suggest the names of a couple of local tarts.
3. Grab a spare pair of fishnets and heels from the changing room, and pronounce yourself ready to get splatted.
4. Suggest jokingly that one of the guys could dress up as a girl, but although the idea turns you on, you wouldn't actually do it.
4. When you think of your ultimate fantasy... how many dicks does it involve?
1. I'm a good girl. Just the one.
2. A veritable conveyor belt of cocks. One after another - they just keep coming.
3. I'll be honest, I'd love to be the girl in one of those blowbang videos where she sucks 7 or 8 guys.
5. What is the most important thing you want to achieve with your life?
1. To extract as many children from poverty as possible through social activism, thus creating an equal society.
2. To extract as much C02 from the atmosphere as possible through a method I invent, thus saving the planet from global warming.
3. To extract as much cum from as many men as possible, thus satisfying my endless thirst for man juice.
6. A beautiful girl from the office invites you to her house. When you go to the toilet you notice her laundry basket. Do you..?
1. Think nothing of it.
2. Have a quick peek inside.
3. Have a quick peek inside, and a quick feel of her sexy lingerie.
4. Have a long rummage inside, find her sexy lingerie, wear it, and then jerk off.
7. What job would you most like to have?
1. Nurse.
2. Teacher.
3. Social worker.
4. She male pornstar.
8. Your girlfriend says she's leaving you for a muscular, well hung black man, who she refers to as 'Daddy'. You feel...
1. Devastated.
2. Angry.
3. Bitter.
4. Horny.
9. One day you meet a really pretty girl. You immediately start...
1. Making plans to shag her. Therefore, you start scouting possible date locations.
2. Making plans to befriend her. Therefore, you start scouting locations for coffee and long conversations.
3. Making plans to be her. Therefore, you start scouting locations for an underground dungeon while you follow her obsessively on social media.
10 (Final question) For you, lingerie and sexy clothing are...
1. A complementary part of a sexy fantasy.
2. An extremely important part of any sexual fantasy.
3. I actually can't get my little sissy clit hard unless they appear in my fantasy.
This is the final question. Get ready for the results.
Sissy Quiz: Just how dirty are you?
You are a sick, debauched sissy beyond all hope of redemption. Seek help now!
You are a cum craving, cockaholic, filthy little sissy. Clearly, the best place for you would be in a back alley brothel - where you can quench your endless thirst for cock by providing 1-dollar blow jobs (and throwing in your anus for free.) A bona fide shameless sissy.
My God, you really are a dirty little sissy... but there's hope for you!
Your vile appetite for humiliation and the consumption of semen, marks you out as a truly filthy sissy.
However, some of your answers show a level of restraint and remorse. It's incredibly faint and distant, but with chastity, a gleaming maid's uniform and reconditioning, you can be converted into a well behaved sissy who keeps its hands away from its clit and more focused on serving a master.
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Let's get one thing clear: a sissy needs to exhibit certain appetites to be regarded as a sissy. Your answers, however, show little evidence of such behavior.
But the fact that you hang around sites like this, means that you must be a sissy. This leads us to conclude that you lied on your test!
Don't try and play the goody two shoes...you're a filthy little sissy just like the rest!
Congratulations - you are a well balanced sissy! Not too dirty - not too vanilla!
You are that rare species of sissy: submissive and dirty but with a measure of restraint that marks you out as the perfect maid or secretary to serve an alpha mistress.
Most sissies are either too cum thirsty (and act in an unseemly manner) or too frightened to perform oral/anal when push comes to shove. You however have the perfect little mouth/slit to serve your superiors with modest efficiency. You're horny....but controlled; dirty...but honest; and are clearly cognizant of what is acceptable behavior and what is not.
Dearest Mistress Elle Mesen, I wish to apologize for taking up your time and space here and on your web site. I wish so, so so, much that I could be transformed into a sexy bimbo slut to make you money, but I am to old and fat. I think that any young slender sissy would do good for themselves if they became a sissy whore for you.
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Dearest Mistress Elle Mesen,
I wish to apologize for taking up your time and space here and on your web site. I wish so, so so, much that I could be transformed into a sexy bimbo slut to make you money, but I am to old and fat. I think that any young slender sissy would do good for themselves if they became a sissy whore for you.
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Dearest Mistress Elle,
May I please have my last post deleted.?Please?
100% certified “Well balanced sissy”.
I love my description, it fits me perfectly.
100% bona fide shameful sissy I deserve nothing more but to use my holes to satisfy men and myself while only charging $1!
Make me the slutty sissy I’m meant to be!!!
please help me Mistress
I’m eager to walk all my sissy slut talk…. so, make me.
I cant help myself I feel so good when I am so naughty, I love being a sissy.