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Top 10 Bimbofication Before and After Pics: VOTE NOW!

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(Admin intro: Emelia was doing so well on the student blog we promoted her. Her first post is a gallery of bimbofication before and after pics.)   Han-nahhh Mistress Elle will be happy with me for digging this one up because that’s my job: demonstrating to you all that bimbofication is viable. Hell yes! Because if any of you say that it’s impossible for a biological male to become a bimbo then you have just been proven wrong. Read it and weep ( perhaps weeping for joy🤣)   Reddit @Danja_cos Yes, there are far more impressive transformations in the history of bimbofication, but i just love this photo because of the title she gave it when she posted it: “Went from cute girl to bimbo in the pandemic.” Damn, all I got was a dose of covid and my parents in my face 24-7! Twitter Reddit     Aviana Violet…

Elle

Bimbofication – where to start: first steps and first surgery!

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ADMIN NOTE: unlike some other material on the site, this is not a glamor post. It’s a real life look at where you would begin with real life bimbofication with a real life Novagirl. This realism will, therefore, be much less aesthetically pleasing as our ususal posts on this topic. P.S. If you happen to have a perfect hairline then you can avoid this step.   What surgery do you recomend to start a bimbofication program? I’m a very logical, practical person, therefore when a sissy starts its training and bimbofication program I employ a simple top-down method. Start at the top – i.e. the hair – and work my way down from there. (For the record, in sissy training I don’t recommend surgeries. I mandate them. The Sissy Farm transforms its slaves into little bimbo dolls who are rigidly controlled , conditioned and programmed ). True gender – True…

Elle

A 5-step Feminization Plan: “I want to be a bimbo… Where do I start?”

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“I want to be a bimbo.” This is one of the most common e-mails we receive. For these readers, feminization training is not enough… they want to become bimbos. So I decided to write this brief guide on where to start your journey towards bimbofication. The way I see it, there are five initial steps you need to take. 1. Correct your information flow Let me ask you a question: have you ever heard of a happy philosopher or writer or political activist? Of course, not! Being a thinking person inevitably leads you to think about the human condition and its logical adjunct: despair! Forget about the news and ‘issues’ and contemplate… the bimbo condition. Being a bimbo is a state of mind, not just a state of body. That state is something like a void… …a bubbly, shiny, pink… void. Books and news and documentaries will bring you down and…

Elle

Quiz: Are you a good candidate for bimbofication?

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Do You Have What It Takes to Be a Bimbo? If you’ve been scrolling through TikTok lately, you’ve probably seen silly little sissies strutting their stuff, flipping their hair, and declaring, “I want to be a bimbo!” They crave the glamour, the confidence and the millions of Instagram followers who can’t get enough. But here’s the real question: do you really have what it takes to live that life? Well, it’s time to find out, sissykins! I’ve got to be honest, I’m bloody sceptical. As far as I’m concerned it’s all just typical  talk and when it comes down to it you’ll just be proven a shedload of blah blah blah. What… you dispute that? Well… Let’s see shall we: Keep reading—your bimbofication quiz is one step away! But… What Makes a Bimbo? Confidence for Days: Can you sashay down the street with every pair of eyes glued to you?…

Elle

5 Reasons why you should become a bimbo…

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(EDITOR’S NOTE: The main argument is in the 30 amazing images contained in this post (a picture is worth a thousand words etc.) but we’ve also included five arguments for our more cerebral readers. Enjoy!) 1. You don’t have to worry about politics anymore. Will Trump steal the presidency? Will North Korea increase it’s arsenal? Will Putin hack the 2022 Mid-term elections? All these pressing questions cease to be so pressing when you slip into the pink, fluffy haze of bimbofication. And besides, authoritarians and oligarchs love bimbos… so you’re sure to thrive when the end of western democracy arrives. 2. You don’t have to worry about getting a job or keeping a job Bimbos don’t work. So what do they do for money? Well, that’s a closely guarded trade secret which we can’t share until you join our numbers. However, start researching different bimbos on Instagram and you’ll soon…

Anna Kamari

The Bimbo Manifesto…

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Previously unknown party takes American politics by storm: Anna K. reports from DC In a surprise which nobody saw coming – the big talk about 2024 has shifted from Trump’s Republicans to The Bimbofication Party. To celebrate its launch, the party’s created a guide on how government will look after the elections. Trump in the cross-hairs Of course, one of the difficulties facing any new president is what to do about Trump’s alleged crimes. However, Stormy Daniels has no qualms about prosecuting the former president if she’s AG. “Bimbo rights are women’s rights, and we have the right to an orgasm and a good sized member. Trump failed on both fronts.” A controversial new bill, “The Small Penis Act”, will call for a national register of under-endowed males. So called ‘half-men’ will be barred from holding public office or other positions of dignity. What about education for boys? Party wonks…