The psychology and sexology of choosing a police woman’s uniform for fancy-dress

18/10/2017

Sexology

Why choose a Policewoman’s costume as fancy dress? Girls who choose policewomen costumes think penis size is very important. Such girls have a whole series of standards and specifications that they demand in any potential lover. This is the type of woman who writes on her dating profile the minimum height required (and if it was socially acceptable, would also put a required salary, muscle mass and hardness of erect organ). Basically, girls who like to dress as policewomen are too controlling and always trying to police all aspects of the relationship – especially in the bedroom. And that’s why many are so sexually frustrated. They create so many rules and specifications, that no man can possibly measure up. 

The psychology and sexology of choosing a saucy outfit for fancy-dress

17/10/2017

Sexology

Why choose the costume of a general, non-defined slut / streetwalker? ADMIN: (Please remember – this is a humorous mock scientific theory!) One of the most shocking and controversial findings of our research was that a girl who dresses as a kind of… general, undefined slut… is almost always a kind of… general, undefined slut. This was shocking because it flied in the face of our team’s liberal values. However, our job as scientists is not to publish our emotions, but the facts. And the fact is that girls who don’t really choose a specific character or role in their costumes (but just generally look like streetwalkers or tarts) are statistically much more likely to engage in casual sex with someone they meet at a Halloween party. 

The psychology and sexology of choosing a nurse’s uniform for fancy-dress

17/10/2017

Sexology

Why Choose a Nurse’s Uniform? Of all the costume choices we investigated, we found that a nurse’s uniform had the strongest correlation with nymphomania. Or, to put it in layman’s terms, we discovered that it is usually the ‘randiest’ women who choose to dress like a nurse.  The Halloween nurse craves bodies. She loves the ideas of touching, probing, priming and pumping flesh. She fantasizes about a muscled hunk who needs a bed bath and examining the genitalia of random men. A word of advice to any man thinking of hitting on a girl dressed as a nurse: you better have the stamina… you’ll need it!