Elle published in Bimbofication, Sissy Tests and Quizzes, True Feminization September 10, 2024

Quiz: Are you a good candidate for bimbofication?

Do You Have What It Takes to Be a Bimbo?

If you’ve been scrolling through TikTok lately, you’ve probably seen silly little sissies strutting their stuff, flipping their hair, and declaring, “I want to be a bimbo!” They crave the glamour, the confidence and the millions of Instagram followers who can’t get enough. But here’s the real question: do you really have what it takes to live that life?

Well, it’s time to find out, sissykins!

I’ve got to be honest, I’m bloody sceptical. As far as I’m concerned it’s all just typical talk and when it comes down to it you’ll just be proven a shedload of blah blah blah.

What… you dispute that?

Well… Let’s see shall we: Keep reading—your bimbofication quiz is one step away!

But… What Makes a Bimbo?

Confidence for Days: Can you sashay down the street with every pair of eyes glued to you? bimbos live for the spotlight.
Glamour Obsessed: From shimmering body highlighter to perfectly tousled curls, being a bimbo means loving every moment spent in front of a mirror.
Social Media Star Power: It’s not just about the silicon and the shopping, beatch— bimbos are influencers with millions of fans hanging on their every post.
A Love for the Sparkle: A bimbo knows how to work every glittering detail of her wardrobe.
Makeup, Makeup, Makeup: a bimbo is never stingy on the glam routine. It’s all about smoky eyes, rosy cheeks, and a perfect pout.

Your Next Step: The Pretty INC Academy

If your quiz results show you’ve got what it takes, then hold onto your glitter, because this might just be the start of something big!

Your performance could/might/possibly catch the eye of the exclusive and world famous Pretty INC academy (okay, maybe not that famous…yet – but that’s what being a bimbo is all about? Big claims and big dreams; everything you do has to be exaggerated, including your conversation!)

So, take the test and let’s see if this is the beginning of your journey to Pretty INC Academy. That’s right—we’re talking about an academy dedicated to turning glam dreams into sparkling reality. Of course, getting in will take a lot more scrutiny and evaluations.

Elle published in Bimbofication, True Feminization July 15, 2024

5 Reasons why you should become a bimbo…

(EDITOR’S NOTE: The main argument is in the 30 amazing images contained in this post (a picture is worth a thousand words etc.) but we’ve also included five arguments for our more cerebral readers. Enjoy!)

1. You don’t have to worry about politics anymore.

Will Trump steal the presidency? Will North Korea increase it’s arsenal? Will Putin hack the 2022 Mid-term elections? All these pressing questions cease to be so pressing when you slip into the pink, fluffy haze of bimbofication.

And besides, authoritarians and oligarchs love bimbos… so you’re sure to thrive when the end of western democracy arrives.

2. You don’t have to worry about getting a job or keeping a job

Bimbos don’t work. So what do they do for money? Well, that’s a closely guarded trade secret which we can’t share until you join our numbers. However, start researching different bimbos on Instagram and you’ll soon see that – famous or not – they never have a job.

Being a Bimbo is their job!

3. You’ll never be bored again EVER!

When have you ever seen a bimbo looking bored? bimbos are constantly animated, laughing, drinking, fucking, shopping, swimming, working out, taking Poufy the chihuahua to the vet, attending doctor’s appointments, skincare appointments, dental appointments.

Furthermore, everyone is constantly paying them attention and inviting them places. Trust me: being a bimbo is much more exciting than whatever the hell you’re doing now.

4. You won’t get old…

There’s a reason you’ve never seen an old bimbo! They never get old! Yes, they are subject to the same laws of biology as all of us, but unlike us, they refuse to accept or co-operate with those laws. Surgery, nutrition quack remedies, treatments: there are dozens of weapons in the bimbo’s armory against aging.

And if it doesn’t work: you just go out in a blaze of glory in your twenties and be remembered forever young. Better to burn out than fade away!

5. You’ll have a really nice house and a super cool car.

When have you ever seen a bimbo in a late nineties, clapped out Ford Orion?

When have you ever looked on Insta and and seen a bimbo in a bathroom with mold on the ceiling and grubby looking tiles?

Never!

Bimbos always have amazing apartments with lots of marble, gold and crystal. And when they need to leave their house, they always jump into a brand new sportscar. Choose bimbofication, girl-friend, and you’ll see how you end up with better digs and better wheels.

In conclusion, the benefits of bimbohood are frankly impossible to overstate. You’ll have flawless health from all those “light workouts” that somehow take place in five-star gyms with smoothie bars, radiant skin from never setting foot in an office, and a metabolism powered entirely by champagne and positive attention. You’ll dine where the lighting flatters you, live where the ocean remembers your name, and travel so often that your suitcase develops a personality. The world will become your soft-focus runway, your calendar a mosaic of beauty sleep and luxury appointments. Honestly, what’s there not to love? Become a bimbo now – before the rest of the world catches on.

Anna Kamari published in Bimbofication, True Feminization July 5, 2024

The Bimbo Manifesto…

Previously unknown party takes American politics by storm: Anna K. reports from DC

In a surprise which nobody saw coming – the big talk about 2024 has shifted from Trump’s Republicans to The Bimbofication Party. To celebrate its launch, the party’s created a guide on how government will look after the elections.

Democrats and Republicans are set to lose many of their traditional strongholds, facing an impenetrable pink wall. It’s projected that as much as 100% of the male vote could go to the new party.

Trump in the cross-hairs

Of course, one of the difficulties facing any new president is what to do about Trump’s alleged crimes. However, Stormy Daniels has no qualms about prosecuting the former president if she’s AG. “Bimbo rights are women’s rights, and we have the right to an orgasm and a good sized member. Trump failed on both fronts.”

A controversial new bill, “The Small Penis Act”, will call for a national register of under-endowed males. So called ‘half-men’ will be barred from holding public office or other positions of dignity.

What about education for boys?

Party wonks are said to be prioritizing trades such as blacksmithing, boy bands, pool cleaning, firefighting and other occupations considered appropriate by the movement.

Accused by journalists of making boys into cartoon cut outs of popular bimbo fantasies, the party’s national secretary replied… “So what?”

As far as adult males, she also announced her party’s intention to leapfrog democrat and republican efforts on infrastructure:

“We’ll be launching a nationwide program of bridge building and road repairs that ensures every community has a line of hunky, shirtless men working in the midday sun.”

Beevar makes controversial slip-up

While the new party has been praised for the breadth of its ambition, they are short on policy details. For example, their plan to level America’s housing projects and convert the land into spas and luxury hotels, doesn’t clarify the fate of citizens who currently live there.

In a recent hot-mic incident, Brittany Beevar was heard to say… “That’s their problem!”

Drive-thru abortions

The new party is confounding political strategists by throwing culture wars into chaos. Whereas battle lines were clear before, people have gone from arguing about civil war statues to whether the chihuahua will replace the eagle as our national symbol.

Though their idea for drive-thru abortions initially riled evangelical and catholic voters, the bimbofication party managed to win them over with the promise of another supreme court judge.

Silicone Mountain

Another controversial policy is their proposed use of The Defense Production Act of 1950 to ramp up production of silicone/collagen in America’s factories.

“Having sufficient surgical supplies for implants and fillers is a matter of national security,” argues Hayley Carson, defense expert. “When American women see the average bust size of their president and leaders in Congress, they’ll feel insecure about their own bodies and demand mass bimbofication.”